Beyoncé’s Babies – SNL

Beyoncé’s Babies – SNL


[ CLEARS THROAT ]
>>WELL, LET ME JUST SAY WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO BE SELECTED TO
DELIVER YOUR TWINS. I’M DR. WAXLER, AND YOU ARE, OF
COURSE, BEYONCE.>>THANK YOU.
>>UH-HUH. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN I BE HONEST? THIS IS A BIG BREAK FOR ME.
I HAVEN’T HAD A HIT BABY SINCE SURI CRUISE.
NOW, DID OUR STAFF GO OVER THE BIRTHING PROCEDURE?
>>YES, I DON’T NEED ANYTHING SPECIAL.
>>OF COURSE, IT’S ALL STANDARD. WHEN THE BIRTHING COMMENCES, YOU
WON’T FEEL ANY PAIN. WE HAVE HIRED THIS WOMAN TO FEEL
THE PAIN FOR YOU.>>IT IS AN HONOR.
>>THESE BABIES ARE GOING TO BRING LIGHT INTO THE WORLD AT A
NOW, LET’S TAKE A LOOK INSIDE YOUR WOMB.
>>DAMN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>IT IS SO NICE IN HERE!>>YEAH, WARM AND COZY.
I FEEL –>>IT’S SO SPACIOUS.
>>THERE IS A RECORDING STUDIO IN HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS PLACE IS SPECIAL.
>>HOW DO YOU KNOW?>>YOU AIN’T EVER BEEN ANYWHERE
ELSE.>>I DON’T KNOW.
I JUST FEEL LIKE WE’RE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BABIES.
>>YEAH, WE DIFFERENT. YOU KNOW WHERE OUR MOM IS?
>>NO.>>BUT I THINK SHE’S IMPORTANT.
WHEN PEOPLE MEET HER THEY SCREAM.
SO SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR GOBLIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YO, OUR MOM IS BEYONCE, MAN.
>>WHO’S THAT?>>WOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON’T EVEN BREATHE YET, AND I
KNOW WHO BEYONCE ITS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SHE IS THE QUEEN BEE.>>SHE IS DRINKING SOME
LEMONADE.>>I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
>>LET ME OUT.>>LET ME TRY THAT.
LET ME TRY THAT.>>THAT ONE IS NOT AN ATHLETE,
BUT WILL BE HILARIOUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>>ARE THEY OKAY?>>OH, YES.
YOUR BABIES ARE BOTH HEALTHY. MIGHT BE TOO EARLY TO TELL, BUT
I THINK THESE BABIES CAME TO SLAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>I FEEL LIKE I’M MORE LIKE MY
DAD, HARD.>>YEAH, I’M DEFINITELY MY MOM’S
KID BECAUSE I AM PURE SEX. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE FIRST PERSON TO GET SOMEBODY PREGNANT WHILE THEY’RE STILL
INSIDE SOMEBODY PREGNANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I’M OLD SCHOOL. I DON’T PULL OUT.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR NAME’S GONNA BE?
>>I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT IT. PROBABLY
JADE RAIN.>>I’M GONNA BE SOMETHING CLASSY
LIKE LORD BURBURY.>>YEAH.
EITHER WAY OUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE DOPE, MAN.
♪ OUR MAMMA OUR MAMMA
OUR MAMMA OUR MAMMA ♪
>>THEY REALLY ARE ACTIVE. DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE PICTURE?
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>YEAH, THERE THEY ARE.
>>THEY’RE EXACTLY WHAT I HOPED.>>LET ME OUT?
DON’T BE IN SUCH A RUSH TO LEAVE.
IT WILL BE ANOTHER 60 YEARS BEFORE I’M AVENUE IN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.>>I JUST DON’T WANT TO MAKE MY
MOTHER MAD, MAN. SHE IS HAVING A HARD ENOUGH TIME
CARRYING US AS IT IS.>>SHE IS NOT.
I HEARD SHE CARRIED TWO FULL GROWN LADIES FOR TEN YEARS,
NAMED MICHELLE AND KELLY.>>BURN!
>>OH, I JUST LOST THE PICTURE. APPEARS THE BABIES ARE THROWING
SOME MAJOR SHADE IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>IT’S ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR. I GOT THIS.
♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW
MY BOYS ♪ ♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO
SLEEPY RIGHT NOW ♪ [ YAWNS ]
>>OH, DAMN. I’M GETTING SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE GOT TO PERK IT UP.
>>WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER DO THIS TO US?
>>I CAN’T HELP IT, DOG. IT’S TOO LOVELY.
OUR MOTHER IS A SINGULAR TALENT. NIGHT-NIGHT.
>>OH, DAMN. SHE GOT ME TOO.
>>NIGHT-NIGHT.>>OH, THEY FINALLY CALMED DOWN.
THAT SONG WAS WONDERFULLY SOOTHING.
CAN I HEAR IT AGAIN?>>ABSOLUTELY.
HERE’S THE REMIX. ♪♪♪
♪ MY BOYS I GOT MY BABIES SO
SLEEPY RIGHT NOW MY BOYS ♪
♪ I GOT MY BABIES SO SLEEPY RIGHT NOW ♪
>>OH! OH!
WE ARE PARTYING ALL NIGHT!>>OH, THERE THEY GO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

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  1. Kenan Thompson is just not funny at all. I don't think I have ever laughed in anything that he has done. Tracy Morgan ever now and again will give me a chuckle. Cue the fanboys!

  2. The actress playing Beyonce is 0% funny. None of her sketches make me laugh unless someone who is funny is with her.

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