Mr. Mahendra, tell me
as to what the plan is. Yes! Mr. Balkrishna
has come to the topic now. It’s very simple,
Mr. Mahendra. This is what I did. I sent the message
to Deepu Kharbande that very famous poets and
singers from several countries are coming to your house
for poetic concert and that
even he can attend. Mr. Balkrishna, you already know
that the poets keep praising each other. You are right. Even if a poet clears
his throat in front of the mic the people around him
start praising him. Wow!
That’s amazing.. That’s how they praise
each other. We must set up
a similar atmosphere. The moment Prabhakar
recites the first line.. No matter Deepu Kharbande
praises him or not. We will keep on praising him. Once Prabhakar
gains he confidence he will start reciting poems
one after the other. Wait and watch! Oh, God!
I wish your words come true. It will definitely
come true, Mr. Balkrishna. I’m 100 per cent sure.
Take it from me. It’s okay.. Is Mr. Balkrishna Gokhale here? Mr. Balkrishna, he’s here.. You welcome him,
I’ll manage the rest. Please welcome..
– I welcome you. I’m fortunate
for having you at my place. Let me introduce you
to everyone. The one in green sari
is my wife, Jyotsana. And he.. What is your.. My name is Patehal Muradabadi. That’s wonderful..
I haven’t heard of you before. How would you?
I perform in America and not in India.
– Is that so? Exactly!
He is an impocator.. What is that word?
– Imported. That’s what I wanted to say.
– Do you have beer as well? After the function. By the way I’m sure,
you must’ve recognised me. I forgot to ask this.
Who is she? Julabganj..
– What! It’s Gulab.. Gajra Gulabganj
and not Julabganj. She is a very famous poetess. I’ve not heard of her too. She has come from abroad. She doesn’t perform here. Isn’t it, Mr. Mahendra? What did you say your name was? P-Pha..
What did you say her name was? Shakespeare has said,
‘What is there in the name?’ How does it matter? By the way, prominent poets
are going to be here today. May I know your name?
– I am a well-known singer. My name is Deepu Kharbande. Yes..
Even I’ve never heard about you. What! He keeps performing
in the neighbourhood. It’s not fair.
Sir, come with me to Honolulu. What! – There’s a lot of scope
in Honolulu. Is that so?
– Yes. Let’s stop the conversation and welcome him. Yes..
Let’s discuss today’s concert. Mr. Balkrishna, are the rest
of the poets here? Everyone is ready
and waiting. Then..
Let’s do it! Let’s do it
– Let’s do it! What’s happening here? Brother-in-law Prabhakar,
I told you, didn’t I? Please be quiet for my sake.
Just watch it. Mr. Deepu Kharbande let me introduce
everyone to you. He is a famous poetess
Damalu Dehlvi. Greetings.. You wouldn’t have heard
of her too, right? Because she performs
in Uganda. And her name is Kamseen Amrohi. It’s her, not me.. She is quiet famous
in Siberia. He is Daantar Dehlvi. He is well-known
in Timbuktu. – What! – What! A well-known poet. He is Lukha Ludhianvi.
– What? Lukha. He recites couplets in Africa. You might have heard that they
have become popular in Africa. The credit goes to him. Wow.. Mr. Balkrishna,
thank you so much. You gave me the opportunity
to meet such eminent poets. You should thank Prabhakar and not me because all these eminent poets are here because of him. Do they think that Prabhakar
should quit writing as well? Damdar Damalu, please begin. Damalu Dehlvi. Yes.. Please forgive me. Please recite the couplet. The couplet goes..
– Come on. ‘The goat climbed the mountain.’ Wow.. Such a brave goat.
– Wow.. Wow..
– Wow.. ‘The goat climbed the mountain.’ Wow..
‘The goat climbed the mountain.’ Wow.. Jyotsana, he is impressed. He is impressed with Bharti. It would be great if he gets
impressed with Prabhakar. ‘The goat climbed the mountain.’ ‘The goat climbed the mountain.’ ‘It climbed down
after half an hour.’ Wow..
– Wow.. Wow.. Wow.. That’s just great! Excellent! Amazing..
– Yes. Recite something. Here you go.
– Come on.. ‘I looked at it from
a distance.’ A couplet
worth our time! ‘I looked at it from
a distance.’ – Wow.. – Wow.. ‘I looked at it from a distance
but I couldn’t see anything.’ Wow..
– I looked closely. You will see now.
I am sure. Hush. ‘I still didn’t see anything.’
– Wow. I see. ‘Because nothing was written
on the paper.’ Wow.. Wonderful.. Such a great couplet! How would you see it when
it wasn’t written! Oh, God.
– P-Please keep quiet. You killed it! You killed it! You really did. Who is going to recite
a couplet next? Me.. Let me present a couplet. Lions growl. Monkeys gibber. Frogs croak. Hey, Mr. Balkrishna! We are here to recite couplets
and what are you doing? I was trying too.
– What? Next, I will show you
how a duck would sound when it recites a couplet.
– What? Quack quack.. Why are you looking around? There aren’t any ducks here. I was mimicking one. What nonsense is this? Why are you ruining
the occasion? Somebody talk some sense
into him. Hey.. His son makes stupid songs and he is annoying me
by mimicking animals. Mr. Kharbanda! I can’t stand my father
getting insulted. I can’t control my anger
when he gets insulted. So, my anger will get the better
of the one who insulted him. Should I choke you
for what you did? Wow! Wow! Wow..
– Prabhakar wrote another song! Dad, I was scared of him because
I thought he was great. But he isn’t as he is
appreciating stupid couplets! He is as stupid
as those songs. Should I thrash him
as he had taunted me? – Wow. No.. You may continue
to make songs. I won’t say anything.
Please let me go. Dad, today, I have realised that if you are famous people would praise you
irrespective of what you do. You are right.
– Yes. So, I have decided that
I’d earn fame. I will keep writing
songs for it. Yes.. Keep writing. Bharti.
– Yes. You didn’t give away
my book of songs, did you? Would I ever do it? Didn’t you? I will sing all those songs
for dad right away. Right now? Won’t you hear those, Dad?
– I will. Why won’t I? Go bring it.
Go, dear. Go bring it. My dear son.. Mr. Mahendra! Because of your suggestion,
once again Prabhakar has started writing poems. You brought back
the happiness of our home. Ask me whatever you want,
I am ready to give you. Father-in-law.. What if he asks that I send
Gayatri back to his house! Sir, let alone you, even if God
comes and tells me to ask for a wish, remember this,
Gayatri.. I won’t ask for you
without your wish. But I’ll ask for her. Ms. Jyotjwala, once Gayatri’s
pregnancy gets confirmed I’ll ask you for permission
to take her home in the name of custom. And once she comes home, consider Abhishek and Gayatri
as united. But firstly, we’ve to know if Gayatri is pregnant. Still, you don’t trust me? Fine.. It’s not going
to take very long. Sooner or later, Gayatri
will have to give this news to everyone. I hope that day comes very soon. Are you serious, Urmila? Had Abhishek gone
to give tamarind to Gayatri? Yes, Mahendra.
Yes! Think that Gayatri is going
to give the good news within a month or two. Wow, Urmila.. To be honest, when the Laddu
platter fell from your hand at the temple, I thought that
God’s will is not there in our plea. But the way you are saying this,
if it turns out to be true.. What do you mean by that?
It’s true! To put it in your language,
mark my words, take it from me. Take it from me. Sister-in-law Nirmiti, do you
know why Abhishek had brought tamarind yesterday? I know..
– How do you know that? Such news can’t be hidden
for a long time. Right, Nirmiti? We know everything, Gayatri. He brought the tamarind because
of the incident at the family deity temple, right? Has Abhishek
told you everything! He’s very strange! He just fulfilled such a small
wish of mine and he started
announcing it everywhere! Well.. Gayatri, you are so cool. I had felt so shy to tell it
to myself that.. I hope you remember,
Mother-in-law. – Yes. When I was carrying Mandar,
and I got to know, it was an embarrassing
situation for me. Hold on, Sister-in-law. You were carrying Mandar
and Abhishek got the tamarind.. How did you relate
these two things? Prabhakar relates two things
and not me. Since last night, he has started
reciting so many poems again.. I am not referring to poems..
I feel that you are surely having a confusion. We are not having any confusion. The incident that took place
at your family deity temple and he getting tamarind for you
can happen because of one thing. And we know that reason.
– What do you know? What are you trying to say,
Mother-in-law? That you’ve learnt
that you are pregnant. Right, Mother-in-law?
– Right. Am I pregnant! By now, Ms..
What is Mr. Balkrishna’s wife’s name? No, don’t tell me.
Whatever her name is.. She would’ve asked
Gayatri by now. And we would be getting a call
from her to give us the good news. Amazing!
We already got her call. Someone named
Jyotsana is calling. Silly woman,
her name is Jyotsana. Answer it. – Fine.
– What kind of a joke is this? It’s Gayatri. – Who told you..
That I am pregnant? Why should anyone tell me that? I mean, I and your dad..
I mean, Mahendra.. I know my dad’s name. You tell me. How did you even
think that me and Abhishek are going to be parents? What’s there to think about it? After having the Laddu
at the temple, we saw that both of you were.. What did we do
after having the Laddu? After that, we’re just laughing
and joking just like friends. That’s when I had told Abhishek
about a new recipe using tamarind. I was not finding it anywhere.
So, he found it and got it. And because of this,
you started imagining things! You told everyone that..
I am pregnant! Mom, honestly, you are.. I’ve no idea
how to deal with you! You mean to say that you
and Abhishek aren’t going to be parents? No such thing has happened
between us that will make us parents. What! – I can’t tell you
or my in-laws anything more than this. Hey, Gaya.. Oh, Lord!
I’m gone.. Hey, Urmila. – I’m gone..
– Sit.. Oh, Lord!
– What happened? Doctor, Mahendra..
Take me to the doctor. I think those sedative laddus
had reached the wrong place. W-What are you saying? Mahendra, perhaps the child we were expecting
in Mr. Gokhale’s family.. Okay. – I think
we’re expecting the child. I don’t see Mr. Mahendra
in his shop. ‘Lemon juice is sour’ ‘because it’s made from lemon.’ ‘The used dishes become clean’ ‘when scrubbed with the lemon.’ ‘So, the lemon juice
and used dishes are the same?’ ‘Chinu’s grandma and kirtan
sung in the temples’ ‘are the same?’
– Oh, Lord! It’s nice.. Lemon juice is good for health. Kirtan is good for the mind. I hope Mr. Mahendra
didn’t escape hearing your poems. He didn’t hear yet, Dad. When I came to open the shop
in the morning he was going somewhere
with Ms. Urmila. I asked him to hear it out.
He refused me saying, they have to go
to the doctor. They looked quite tense, Dad. To the doctor? Without listening to your poem?
– Yes. They’re back.
Mr. Mahendra, Ms. Urmila what happened? It seems
you had been to the doctor. I told you, right Dad? Not at all. I heard it from the astrologer
on television. He was saying Mr. Mahendra and Ms. Urmila will be going to the doctor.
– Okay. Did he say anything about me? He did. That you will again start
getting banged on your head from dad, hereafter. No..
Hey, Keshav! Why are you making fun of him? There’s no such thing.
My dear son.. He has started
writing poems once again. One after the other.. He’s reciting the poems for us
one after the other. But dear, you’re so talented. Use your talent adequately.
Five days.. You’re allowed to write one
or two poems in five days. Fine, three days.
One poem in three days. One in a day, all right? One day..
Two poems in a day. That’s it. Write two poems in a day,
all right? The first one should be
before I wake up and the second one
after I sleep. All right? Ms. Urmila. Is she bitten by the dog
by any chance? Mr. Mahendra,
what exactly happened? Say something at least. Urmila has put me to shame. What shall I tell him
and how shall I say? Why are you murmuring?
Say it loudly. W-What happened?
– Well.. There’s no such thing,
Mr. Balkrishna. Hasmukh, I’ll be right back
from the wholesale market. Dad, the markets
are all closed today. I’m sure Mr. Mahendra
is hiding something. Even I doubt so. Jyotsana.
I’m already calm. Go to Ms. Urmila and find out why she and Mr. Mahendra had been to the doctor
this morning? I doubt there’s something fishy. They both were behaving weird. Go right now and tell me
once you find out. All right? Update me soon.
I’ll be waiting. You get that?
Fine, you may hang up.