Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit

Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit


>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT DOES WHAT
I DO BUT WITH A CHARMING ACCENT. PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF “THE
GRAHAM NORTON SHOW,” GRAHAM NORTON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>HI, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW! DID THEY ALL GOOGLE ME BEFORE I
CAME OUT? THEY SEEM TO KNOW WHO I AM!>>Stephen: WE HANDED OUT
PAMPHLETS.>>INFO SHEETS.>>Stephen: EVERYBODY KNOWS. THEY WATCH YOU ONLINE.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU. LOVELY TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: I ADMIRE YOUR
SHOW, YOUR SKILL, BUT I ADMIRE ON YOUR TELEVISION YOU CAN WEAR
COLORFUL THINGS. YOU LOOK LOVELY.>>THIS I BOUGHT MYSELF. THIS IS MODEL’S OWN.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW EVEN
KNOW WHERE I GOT MY GLASSES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YOU LOOK SHARP, THOUGH.>>Stephen: SO DO YOU. THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU
SAID ONE OF THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE SHOWS IN ENGLAND AND
OVER HERE, YOUR SHOW AND MY SHOW, YOU GET YOUR GUESTS BOOZED
UP.>>NOT BOOZED UP. WE OFFER THEM. IS THIS STILL WATER?>>Stephen: IT IS. BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>THAT’S A WELCOME! I’D LOVE SOME!>>Stephen: THIS IS SOME OF
THAT –>>HAVE YOU GOT ICE OR ARE YOU
LIKE ANIMALS?>>Stephen: ONE CUBE OF ICE
WILL BE VERY EUROPEAN.>>NICE. ARE YOU RATIONING ICE NOW?>>Stephen: NO, I DON’T WANT
TO FREAK YOU OUT BY HAVING MORE THAN ONE ICE CUBE. THERE YOU GO.>>WHAT IS THIS?>>Stephen: ICE. IT’S WHAT SANK THE TITANIC. ( LAUGHTER )
>>WE SHOULD STEER CLEAR. OOOH!>>Stephen: HERE WE GO. TO TALKING FOR A LIVING.>>YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Stephen: THAT IS TASTY. IT IS WEIRD THAT TWO TALK
SHOW HOSTS SHOULDN’T MEET. THIS IS LIKE DOGS SNIFFING
AROUND EACH OTHER. IT’S KIND OF WRONG.>>Stephen: YOU SMELL
DELIGHTFUL, I MUST SAY. I PROMISE NOT TO HUMP YOUR LEG. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU LIVE IN THE U.K.>>I DO.>>Stephen: CAN YOU EXPLAIN
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE? BECAUSE WE’VE ALL BEEN WATCHING,
LIKE, QUESTIONS OF THE PRIME MINISTER, WE’VE ALL BEEN
WATCHING PARLIAMENT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, IT’S ABSOLUTE CHAOS.>>IT’S NUTS. YOU DON’T NORMALLY SEE THAT. YOU DON’T NORMALLY SEE THE
INSIDE OF PARLIAMENT WHERE IT IS ABSOLUTE BEDLAM. BUT I THINK THE UNITED KINGDOM
WAS EMBARRASSED FOR AMERICA, FELT LIKE YOU’RE ALL ALONE OUT
ON THE WORLD STAGE, SO WE FOUND OUR OWN ANGRY CABBAGE PATCH KID,
AND — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
— AND MADE HIM THE LEADER. IT’S INCREDIBLE! IT’S, LIKE, YOU KNOW THE G7,
SUDDENLY YOU FELT LIKE DON HAS A FRIEND. THEY CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER. IT’S, LIKE, A PLAY DATE.>>Stephen: BORIS JOHNSON
LOOKS LIKE SUCH A CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF DONALD TRUMP THAT HE
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IN TIMES SQUARE PRETENDING TO BE DONALD
TRUMP TO GET YOUR PHOTO WITH OUT THERE. ( APPLAUSE )
>>I WOULDN’T TRUST HIM TO WATER MY PLANTS WHILE AWAY BUT HE’S
THE PRIME MINISTER.>>Stephen: EXPLAIN THIS —
I SO CAN’T EXPLAIN THIS ANYTHIN>>Stephen: THE PRIME MINISTER
IS THE LEADER OF MAJORITY IN PARLIAMENT BUT HE LOST HIS
MAJORITY TWO DAYS AGO. WH STILL THE PRIME
MINISTER? WHAT HE CLEVERLY DID IS SAID IF
ANYONE VOTES AGAINST ME IN MY PARTY, I WILL FIRE YOU.>>Stephen: KICK YOU OUT OF
THE PARTY.>>YES. THEY DID VOTE AGAINST HIM AND HE
FIRED THEM. SO HIS MAJORITY GETS LESS AND
LESS. IT’S LIKE HE’S DRILLING HOLES IN
HIS OWN SHIP OUT OF SPITE. I’LL SHOW YOU, AND, LOOK,
THERE’S A WORD CALLED PAROGUE, WHICH IS LIKE SHUTTING DOWN THE
PARLIAMENT.>>Stephen: NO ONE’S HEARD
THIS WORD BEFORE.>>YOU FEEL LIKE THE QUEEN
DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THE WORD. ONE SHOULD PAROGUE? IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE FINGER? ( LAUGHTER )
I.>>Stephen: I DIDN’T KNOW IT
WAS ANYTHING SHE COULD DO LEGALLY. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A NICE TOURIST
TRAP.>>SHE IS. SHE HAS TO SAY YES. SHE CAN’T SAY NO. SHE’S THE QUEEN.>>Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE YOUR
SECOND NOVEL TH “THE KEEPER.” WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO
WRITE A NOVEL?>>THIS IS MY HOBBY. THIS ISN’T MY JOB, I’M NOT A
NOVELIST.>>Stephen: ARE THERE THINGS
YOU LIKE MORE ABOUT THIS THAN ACTUALLY DOING A TALK SHOW?>>WELL, THERE’S THE THING —
YOU KNOW THIS — THAT IN ANYTHING WE DO, THERE HAS TO BE
A MEETING.>>Stephen: SURE. YOU AT THE SIDE VERY LITTLE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY. UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.>>YES, UNTIL NOW. SO IT’S JUST THAT THIS IS A
SOLITAIRE OCCUPATION, AND I LOVE THAT. I LOVE BEING IN A ROOM BY MYSELF
IN THE WORLD WITH THESE CHARACTERS, THE BOOKS ARE SET IN
IRELAND, AND, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MY SUMMERS THERE, SO IT’S QUITE
NICE TO BE IN LONDON, IN MY OFFICE, AND GOING BACK TO
IRELAND IN MY HEAD.>>Stephen: PRETENDING IT’S
LOVELY.>>THIS HELPS, TOO.>>Stephen: DOESN’T IT THOUGH? CHEERS
>>STEPHEN: “A KEEPER” IS AVAILABLE NOW. GRAHAM NORTON, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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  1. His channel 4 show, years ago, was better when he had prostitute's shooting ping pong balls out of their chuffs as a count down to the new year.

  2. "Do you have ice or are we like animals?"
    Jeez, Graham. Only animals put ice in whisky (assuming it's whisky, that is). Still love ya. 😉

  3. Colbert you should take notes on how to interview and pass those notes on to the loser jimmys. Also realized how dumb Colbert really is when he has smart Europeans on his show…. he’s really REALLY meh… blech blaaaaarthg

  4. Hate this guy. He was at the bar getting a drink in front of me. Kept looking back at me in this bitchy way. I realised who he was and pretended I didn't know. Anyway pushed past me muttering " get out of my way . Do you know who I am". Horrible person

  5. besides be sides me sides me's ides – ira Ireland-Reland-And the irish reunification anthem irish reeaction action international revelation amounting will be mighty might y ? P a Pa Pap P at Pat Pat P act Pact P i c k Pi c k Pic K Pick K is s KISS is Pogue KIP Chicken C hi C Ken Chicken Chic K en Chic Ken Parry … What's the dutch clutch for pluck cluck … any won for chicken & kips ? – The Pogues – If I Should Fall From Grace With God – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4v6aNjGFFk

  6. We had a vote, the losers aren't happy so they sabotaged, poisoned and vandalised what the MPs and public democratically voted for, we voted to leave 3 years ago, with a deal or on wto terms, they say they don't want to crash out, nearly 4 years is not crashing out, its being jailed in and paying billions for the privilege,
    Jailed in by the EU and the very very very poor losers, yet they complain about democracy, Boris like trump just wants what the public voted him in for, he wants to get the job done, the losers are constantly trying to destroy everything that doesn't benefit them, they don't give a shit about democracy the public and the promises they formally made to them, the spoilt brats are throwing a tantrum and constantly attack because they didn't get there way, same with trump,
    If your in a meeting and your boss has an idea, then yes voice your concerns, but once the decisions been made get on with it, thing is 565 MPs voted leave with or without a deal, 125 remain, makes you wonder if people are being paid off or threatened in Some way

  7. Talk show hosts hosting each other is one of my favourite things ever but these two talking politics is a whole other freaking level

  8. Perhaps Stephen Colbert and his production team, should do more research and ask a British Politician regarding Brexit. Rather than an Irish Talk Show host.

  9. I have loved Graham since I was a child but this interview made me so sad, as someone who is from just a few kilometres from his home in county Cork, it hurt me that when Stephen said “your government” Graham didn’t tell him that the UK government is not his government… he is Irish, and he should be proud of it….. now more than ever because of the mess the UK is putting themselves in, instead it sounded like he only “holidayed” in Ireland.
    I have moved to Finland recently and I am suddenly and constantly telling people that Brexit does not affect my right to study/work in the EU because I am NOT british, I am Irish, and then having to explain how we are different nationalities. Then I watch this, and a fellow cork man acts as though he is English. Ok, that country gave you talk show…. but you are still Irish. Graham, you have let us down, as a man who I was once proud of, I honestly feel as failed by you. Let’s see if you stay as British talk show host after brexit, or of they will put you on ship back home.

  10. The party made Johnson the leader so that he could take the fall for Brexit, and they could save their party. I hate that party, but did it so he lose the next election and they can finally get rid of him.

  11. Graham didn't get to say it : What's going on with Brexit is The People Voted To Leave , And The Politicians Won't Honor The Election Result . Democracy = Dead

  12. Not only is he a fabulous host, he’s a fantastic dresser! He always is wearing a daring, yet complimentary to his personality, suit when interviewed on TV.

  13. would have been so funny if the queen had told boris … "what, are you insane?? fek no, I will not do the barogue  parliament thing, go away you idiot"… LOL

  14. "UK native"? Nope, he lives and works in the UK but is actually from Ireland. It's been great watching Graham's career progress over the years, maybe it's time for him to make the next big hop in his career and jump from the UK to the USA? Plenty of great chat show hosts in the USA are of Irish stock, Graham would fit in very well.

  15. hey editors: Google + is long gone , don't bother to delete it under description or you will just keep copy and past without checking🤓

  16. Graham Norton is everything. Usually a talk show host seems awkward being the guest but as usual he just comes across as the cool friend you've always wanted.

  17. Two things: 1) Very few Americans care one jot about Brexit, and there is no reason why they should 2) Graham is an affable chap, clever, witty and polished. He is, however, a shameless Establishment arse-kisser (ironic, given their continued disdain for homosexuals) and, far more importantly, is not in any way an expert on politics. It's kind of like asking Eddie van Halen to explain the underlying geo-political causes of the Thirty Years' War.

  18. Im tired of Colbert's Trump obsession. SNL season opener bombed because of their Trump obsession. Can we get back to comedy instead of always putting Trump centre stage?

  19. What you clapping guffawing hoohas have got to remember is, is that you are getting the opinion of a leftie gay half man remoaner.
    The normal average brit thinks entirely differently.
    For starters if we had an election, that cabbage patch kid that Norton is ridiculing will wipe the floor with his contenders. And he's not an ageing business man, he's been in politics or political journalism for his whole adult life. So I think he knows a little more about the embarrassing muddle that is parliament than the embarrassing muddle that is Norton

  20. Graham is the king of talk shows. He has no peers. His shows have a natural yet loose rhythm to them. No one is offended. Everyone has a good time. He is the jazz band of talk shows. Most others seem like…Carson clones. "We have a guest. We have to talk about X,Y,Z. Try to avoid offending studio execs. Blah blah blah."

  21. Most Americans think Ireland and the UK is one and the same. i.e. British. There is no way 99% of them will know it is Northern Ireland that is a part of the UK and not the Republic of Ireland. In fact, most will not even know Northern and Southern parts of Ireland are different countries. To be fair, I think Ireland should be one and the combined Ireland should be a province of the UK, just like England, Scotland, and Wales. These countries are much stronger being a part of the UK than as individual countries. So much shared history. The EU, on the other hand, is a really stupid concept. It has completely failed. It should never have been anything more than a trade bloc, which was the original idea.

  22. Thank you England for feeling sorry for joining us and joining us in confusion and crap. Hope we all come out well soon.

  23. "She" needs to "charge her cell phone" because "it's a 911 situation" nb the assistant didn't say "mobile phone" or "999" so "she" was American…

  24. Stephen, you suggested Trump is classy by suggesting Boris is a pale imitation??? You give Trump way too much credit! Please apologize to Graham!

  25. Wow wow wow wow. He said "I'm from the UK". Correct me if I am wrong but to the best of my knowledge, YOU are from Ireland. You just lost a fan.
    Nothing against the UK (England) or it's good people but state where you're actually from, no matter where it may be.

  26. If for some reason you've never seen Graham's talk show (perhaps you've just arrived at our planet?) you are missing out. He is a master at what he does, and even the stiffest interviewee will relax and have fun. I think it helps that multiple celebs are on the couch at the same time, so it is much more like just having out with friends and having a drink.

  27. His appearance, what a gorgeous outfit. He is pure finesse embodied, his hosting skills are outstanding and his show is uniquely entertaining. I have so much to learn from Graham!

  28. The people voted for it that's what's going on ok you keep bringing Boris Johnson down because your a BBC stoolpidgeon whose getting paid a lot of money use your big mouth to stop 75 year olds paying a TV licence you greedy little disgusting man

  29. take your flying flipping puny Island out out of the EU and move it to The US. GET OUT your heard this in the revolutionary war. GET OUT you are not worth it and take your effen no good horse face royals with you. Do the Quexit first you effen raisin pickers. England is a Vassal State of the Queen.Period.

  30. So, I'm not really curious about the Diva Demands, but I REALLY want to know is what was the liquor they were drinking??? Anyone??

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