Kyle and Leslie – SNL

Kyle and Leslie – SNL


I’ve never had a relationship thats lasted very long Even now, that I’ve found my soulmate It’s taken work to keep that connection solid That’s where Leslie and I are right now Gotta a lot of work to do You know when you’ll be back I don’t know, later Gotta go Love You, Baby>>WE HAD A LITTLE WEDDING THING
WITH EVERYONE WHICH WAS AMAZING.>>IT’S OFFICIAL!
WE’RE MARRIED!>>I REMEMBER WHEN MY PARENTS
CAME INTO MY ROOM WHEN I WAS 9. THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE GETTING A
DIVORCE. AND I DON’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
TO ME AND LESLIE. I DEFINITELY DON’T THAPT TO
HAPPEN TO OUR KIDS. LITTLE LAUREN.
>>I DON’T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
I LOVE MY FAMILY, OKAY? I’M JUST BUSY.
THE SHOW, MOVIES, INTERVIEWS, STAND UP.
IT’S A LOT. AND KYLE, HE’S NOT BUSY.
HE’S BARELY ON THE SHOW AND WHAT HAS HE DONE IN THE LAST YEAR?
COME ON, MAN.>>LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ME.
>>SO MANY PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY WERE YOU NEIGHBORS TOO?
I’M LIKE YES. AWESOME.
>>CAN WE TALK?>>I AM REHEARSING.
>>WHY DIDN’T YOU COME HOME LAST NIGHT?
>>I WAS AT THE OFFICE.>>WITH COLIN.
>>YES, BUT YOU KNOW IT’S NOT LIKE THAT.
>>WE NEED TO GET HELP.>>I’LL, I’M NOT HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION WITH YOU.>>TOMORROW IS HIS RECITAL AND
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T MISS IT.
>>I KNOW. I WILL BE THERE.
>>KYLE HAS BEEN TRYING TO SEE SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT OUR
PROBLEMS. I DON’T NEED SOMEONE TELLING ME
HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.>>I WILL START.
I LOVE HER. IT’S AN EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE FOR
ME AND I CRY.>>AND I FEEL THAT MAKES HIM A
LITTLE BITCH.>>I JUST WANT TO MEMORIZE MY
LINES.>>I HAVE TO WORK LATE.
SEE YOU LATER.>>BYE, LESLIE.
WELL, TONIGHT IS THE BIG RECITAL.
I’M ACTUALLY PRETTY NERVOUS, BUT LITTLE LAUREN WILL BE GREAT.
I’M A PROUD DAD.>>OH, MY GOD.
DID WE MISS IT?>>I’M SO SORRY.
WE WERE WORKING ON A SCRIPT AND GOT CARRIED AWAY.
IT’S MY FAULT.>>I DON’T USUALLY SUPPORT CAST
MEMBERS SHOOTING EACH OTHER, BUT COLIN CAN BE ANNOYING.
>>WELL, IT’S BEEN A PRETTY CRAZY WEEK.
COLIN ENDED UP SURVIVING WHICH IS AWESOME.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SURVIVED? OUR LOVE.
>>WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY! WE WILL NAME HIM WEEKEND UPDATE.

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  1. Lorne is very talented on the piano I wish I could play like that ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  2. โ€œI was busy writing and i slept at the officeโ€ โ€œWith colin?โ€ โ€œYes,but it ainโ€™t like thatโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. What they are actually dating? I thought this was only for a skit..

    *Sister? ShOok.
    Weave? Snatched.
    Hotel? Trivago.*

  4. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hey were you in neighbors 2 ??? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  5. Why do they always talk about memorizing their lines
    Theyโ€™re constantly looking at the cue cards

  6. This skit would b better…. hmmmmmmmmm๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฆ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒฒโ˜˜๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    See if we so would known would b better if there wasn't so many other people not kissing other people's asses .. But i still love the greats in they classes
    …( THE GREATS IN MYYYYYY OPINION.. U know the easiest fkn thing in the world.. John Belushi Adam Sandler Chris Farley ..u no the ones get fired…hmmmmmm.. like Peter… sure ahh buddy ..u were cool until u started smoking weed,boom, now u know better ..lmao…..

    For real tho
    Im on acid right now writing this…
    Damn this weed 222222 lcd…whooooooooooo
    ..
    Thanks for reading this guys

    Now go get a fkn life U fkn nerds

    . Damn..smoked out in the 330
    Thank u cali weed.. one love u guys

    Stop spreading negative vibes like hate hate hate .like …i luv Jesus ok..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    But atleast im not so much of an asshole to laugh at this shit and ramble on not making no sense not neverminding! Spelling errors

  7. 3:50 I died when I saw Lorne ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. They got married at the studio.
    They fought at the studio.
    They made up at the studio.
    Had therapy at the studio.
    Had their kid's recital at the studio.
    Attempted murder at the studio.

    They had the most fullfiling life there, in SNL's studio of dreams.
    Fuck you, Colin!

  9. Would like a follow up on their relationship. How is life with weekend update.

    If Kyle left a lasting impression on his son after shooting Colin…stuff like that.

  10. These sketches……. just Arenโ€™t funny!๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ Chance the rapper was great, he was fully committed and totally nailed his performances,……. but the truth is the writing sucks and the sketches are just NOT FUNNY!

  11. I was waiting for the part that was going to even cause a slight smile response. Never happened. This skit was at least a few years old. Is the show funny now?

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