What’s up man? Liberal Redneck Here. Look I’m a born and raised Tennessean And we’ve been in the news a lot lately for a lot of reasons But one of them is that our stage legislator Has officially passed a bill designating the holy Bible as the state book of Tennessee. And now my redneck buddies goin’ on Faceboook there talking about how “Oh damn right. Outta be every state’s book” “Outta be the official book of this country, by God” Are you shittin’ me? I got one question Since when do rednecks give a shit about books? Do y’all have any idea how much I got made fun of growing up for reading? A lot. Just so much. And now yuns wanna talk about books. Well fuck you. Yuns don’t get a God damn book. What’s this country coming to? Open your eyes America. Can’t you see? Can’t you see that we need the Lord Jesus Christ now less than we ever have before? I don’t know if y’all heard but we know what germs are now The sun we figured it out. We don’t need that shit. I’m a daddy man. I got two little boys I’ll tell you right now somebody comes proselytizing that nonsensical regressive Jesus shit to them they can wipe the trouble out of me. You can believe that. And if this offends anybody I don’t really give a damn. Cause I’m tired of not being able to stand up for what I believe down here in the South man. Whatever happened to free speech? Look if y’all wanna name the Bible the official state shitty tip to leave at Cracker Barrel on Sunday or the offical state object to throw at a queer’s head Fine. But don’t act like yuns read. Yuns don’t read. Shit.