Liberal Redneck – Tennessee State Congress Names Holy Bible the State Book

Liberal Redneck – Tennessee State Congress Names Holy Bible the State Book


What’s up man? Liberal Redneck Here. Look I’m a born and raised Tennessean And we’ve been in the news a lot lately for a lot of reasons But one of them is that our stage legislator Has officially passed a bill designating the holy Bible as the state book of Tennessee. And now my redneck buddies goin’ on Faceboook there talking about how “Oh damn right. Outta be every state’s book” “Outta be the official book of this country, by God” Are you shittin’ me? I got one question Since when do rednecks give a shit about books? Do y’all have any idea how much I got made fun of growing up for reading? A lot. Just so much. And now yuns wanna talk about books. Well fuck you. Yuns don’t get a God damn book. What’s this country coming to? Open your eyes America. Can’t you see? Can’t you see that we need the Lord Jesus Christ now less than we ever have before? I don’t know if y’all heard but we know what germs are now The sun we figured it out. We don’t need that shit. I’m a daddy man. I got two little boys I’ll tell you right now somebody comes proselytizing that nonsensical regressive Jesus shit to them they can wipe the trouble out of me. You can believe that. And if this offends anybody I don’t really give a damn. Cause I’m tired of not being able to stand up for what I believe down here in the South man. Whatever happened to free speech? Look if y’all wanna name the Bible the official state shitty tip to leave at Cracker Barrel on Sunday or the offical state object to throw at a queer’s head Fine. But don’t act like yuns read. Yuns don’t read. Shit.

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  1. Say it like it is brother! I'm a daddy of 3 going on 4 and if any of these Jesus freaks try teaching my babies any of that shit we're gonna have some trouble too!

  2. Yep…they make fun of ya for bein' bookish is south MS too. Keep kickin' ass and takin' names, Mr. Crowder! You got SOME company, anyhow.

  3. i dont know if that accent or your backstory is real or fake, but i dont care. youre funny and you talk about issues, and thats all i need

  4. I would say in the majority of your videos you just provided what a shitty family tree you come from and how small of a man your daddy must have been to raise you if was even around to care about what others say especially about reading and other things that push you into becoming a better person

  5. Still think Gov. Haslam is a douche, along with Corker, but living in the belt buckle of the holy south, it is a double edged sword, as on one hand it is like living within rural Afghanistan under American Sharia, but on the other hand, in some of our extreme rural communities, it also serves a function of social cohesion that is lacking in many other failed areas. To add, I was once invited to a local Baptist church (I'm first gen, but local after 15 years) and when I mentioned I was raised Lutheran, I'm pretty sure they heard I attended the First Temple of Lucifer, as they back out of the drive. Never did get to tell them I was agnostic, as I just don't really care what blows other folks hair back. Too busy paying my own damn bills.

  6. Trae I have to let you know that the whole making fun of people that read happens to us Yankees in the north too. I feel your pain bro.

  7. Love it. Won't pick up a text book, but overjoyed that the book their pastors are so fond of is now officially important. sighs Keep 'em coming… love these porch rants so much. ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. UR STUPIDITY IS KILLING ME. ONLY FUCKTARDS AND IDIOTS SAY THEY DONT LIKE READING AND BOOKS. EAT SHIT AND DIE. UR IQ IS BELOW 30

  9. You are " Mind Fuck" to me, you made me check my yankee ass opinion of the south, yet you are doing Chris Rock for the south !ย ย ย  Keep up your videos !!!!!

  10. Trae, great stuff. Just discovered you on Bill Maher the other day and you came across so insightful that I had to look you up. I subscribed and so far have seen most of the videos. will watch them all. Anyway, best of luck and hope you come to Miami soon. Funny stuff and thanks for breaking it down.

  11. as a life long citizen of the theocratic state of indiana, (fuck pence with a telephone pole, sideways.) i totally agree. my granny used to say reading, writing, and math should be the only thing schools teach, and the bible is the only book you ever need to read. 'cause you need reading, and math to understand it. yea, right. notice she did not mention logic at any time.

  12. "We need the Lord Jesus Christ now less than we ever have before. I don't know if y'all heard but we know what germs are now. The sun, we figured it out! We don't need that shit!" So much yes.

  13. Doesn't the Constitution mentioning not making an official religion? What then does making the Bible (a book that admittedly has had some work done to remove certain parts) the official state book say?

  14. Trae, I've just spent a few precious moments of my priceless energy & free time dealing with sanctimonious religious folks who believe they're living SUCH a holier life than me that it's up to them to tell me how WORRIED they are about me for expressing an opinion (making fun of Trump) on my FB page. One of them even posted a picture of some folks from an impoverished third world country to give me a new perspective on how blessed I am to live here so I could heal my heart. Jesus H. Christ! I'm so so so tired of these SWP. They're so self righteous, & yet, they're the ones mistreating people & voting for a man who's the poster child for the kind of human NOT to be. God, it makes my blood boil. Thanks for giving me a place to vent this crap. I appreciate these videos. You're keeping me sane.

  15. I'm living under a rock apparently because I just discovered you. Had to watch all your YouTube videos and scroll back a while on your Facebook. You're cute as a box of kittens, and I like what you say too! Maybe I can see you if you get anywhere near the PNW. Keep saying the good things!

  16. I'm living under a rock apparently because I just discovered you. Had to watch all your YouTube videos and scroll back a while on your Facebook. You're cute as a box of kittens, and I like what you say too! Maybe I can see you if you get anywhere near the PNW. Keep saying the good things!

  17. Did I mention that I'm a practicing
    catholic math and science teacher?
    Doesn't matter. JPII acknowledged that the Bible isn''t a science text. Smart, educated, and faithful are not a conflict of interest. Stupid and eligible voter, it seems are.

  18. Trae, you are killing me ๐Ÿ™‚ I'm German and used to live in South Carolina for more than a decade. I tell you, that accent and your obvious intelligence just don't go together well ๐Ÿ™‚ Love it!!

  19. Trae you're awesome buddy, dead on keep up the awesome videos, I laugh so hard but in reality it's not that funny because it's so true, so sad. ๐Ÿ–’

  20. I love Trae, everything he says is straight up truth! He expresses my extreme distress and anger so well. So I can listen to him & he makes me laugh, which I need when every single thing that I believe is good & important for our country and its people is going to hell. Our country's government is insane and unconstitutional. That's hard to live with every day.

  21. I heard in Tennessee you're making community college free (first state in the country). Would be interesting to hear about that.

  22. I have no problems with the Bible but in country where we have Freedom of Religion, it should NOT be any states official book.

  23. Trae crowder
    What did Jesus ever do to you? Heck what did he do to anyone that everyone hates Him so much

  24. โ€œHere is my Creed, I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe. That He governs it by his Providence. That he ought to be worshipped. That the most acceptable Service we render to him, is doing Good to his other Children. That the Soul of Man is immortal, and will be treated with Justice in another Life respecting its Conduct in this. These I take to be the fundamental Principles of all sound Religion, and I regard them as you do, in whatever Sect I meet with them.โ€[2]

  25. Greetings from a Kiwi here mate – just discovering your stuff and it's bloody brilliant. One question I have though, and it's a genuine question to all Americans – why do you legislate state books??! That's the weirdest thing. I mean most countries have official national anthems and flags and official languages (in NZ we have English, Maori and NZ sign language). We have symbolic things that represent our nation and culture, but we don't have legislation that covers any claim of a BOOK to represent us. Why?

  26. The Tennessee State Congress naming the bible as the official book of Tennessee is EXPLICITLY unconstitutional. Congress cannot promote ANY religion over another.

  27. My favorite book is "The Bible" I prefer it over science books and I have studied a bunch. The problem is this, NOT A DAMN ONE OF THESE CONGRESSMEN HAVE 1 CLUE WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS!!! PROVE ME WRONG!!!! BUNCH OF GOOBERS!!!! Clear example: Treating humans worse than ANIMALS. This is the first violation of the LAW you bunch of GOOBERS!!! YOU CANT EVEN READ ENGLISH NEVER MIND HEBREW!!!! LORD KNOWS YOU COULDN'T DO A PHYSICS PROBLEM TO SAVE YOUR LIVES!!! PROVE ME WRONG I COULD PROVE THIS GOVERNMENT WRONG IN 1 MINUTE FLAT SHOWING THAT THEY ARE CRIMINAL TYRANTS AND NOT TRUE CONSERVATIVE AMERICANS AT ALL EVEN SLIGHTLY!!!!! 60 SECONDS LETS DEBATE I WILL USE ONLY THE BIBLE AND CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPALS!!!! PROVE ME WRONG GOOBERS!!!!

  28. An animal will struggle before it dies. So do cultures and their institutions. What we are witnessing is a global cultural change which is tearing apart the old systems. Gonna be messy. Hang in there, better days are coming.

  29. Ahhhaaaaaahhhh laughing my ass off still hahaha. Actually disagree with you saying we need God less than ever, and I'm actually a Buddhist anyway, but it's so hilarious because it's totally the opposite of what people say and it's also kind of true hahaha. Yuns don't read hahahaha I'm coming to your show in San Francisco!

  30. I was made fun of for reading also.
    Hey, it's only free speech when it's their opinion.

    I had to get away from the south as quick as I could.

  31. Trae … I believe in the Bible. However, I do not want to push something on someone … that they don't want. I love them too much to do that nonsense. When I say I believe in the Bible, it's in a psychological sense. There is wisdom to be gained by applying archetypal stories to our lives … in my opinion. If that's not your opinion, I'm cool with that … but for you to insinuate that I'm dumber than you … because I believe in something you don't … is the same kind of intolerance that you preach against. I like you man. I like your ideas, your comedy, hell … most of the shit you say, I've been thinking my whole life. I don't agree with making ANY book a "state book". That's pretty fucking dumb tbh. I'm just trying to make you think about it for just a second, if you still feel the same way after you hear my perspective … cool, but not everything is so black and white. Gray areas matter, nuance matters.

  32. I'd be much less aggravated if the Christians weren't such hypocrites and used their 'faith' to guide good behavior instead of justifying their judgemental attitudes and using it to persecute others.

  33. OHMYGOODNESS. TRAE I LOVE THIS VIDEO YOU ROCKED THAT NONSENSE!!๐ŸŒŽโœŒ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  34. The same people saying โ€˜itโ€™s goodโ€™, canโ€™t read โ€˜separation of church and STATEโ€™!
    But damn you if you suggest โ€˜bendingโ€™ the second amendment!
    Then they miraculously can read some, if not half, of them words!
    Just not the part about being โ€˜ well regulatedโ€™.

    Just get them to put their names on a bit of paper, so next time there is a mass shooting, and their obstruction allowed it, the victims could send the fuckers a bill.

    You could start with Wayne LaPierre. Send that cunt an invoice for the lives that have been lost while his cunt organisation pays politicians to ban the research. Sorry, I meant to say, pays fucking Republicans.

    Even if you charged $5 per dead person, the ignorant fucker would be bankrupted 17 times over.
    Then the vacuous ball sack could live out his remaining years on this planet, sleeping
    under a fucken bridge.

    Stop fucking up this world.
    If you love god so much, speed up your reunion!
    Fuck off to white dress and harp land and enjoy your infinity years there.
    Dipshits.

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