Saints Welcome Parody

Saints Welcome Parody


hey guys sorry I’m late
did we come up with any ideas for Crusader no not yet why don’t we just
make a video and stuff to do in liberal I don’t even know I hang out with these
people what are we gonna do film people walking around Walmart yeah guys it’s
not like we kept telling people doing drugs at least I came up with something
okay okay what if we just give some tips and do like a tour of the school here at
Seward County Community College we pride ourselves on the three programs that
matter cosmetology, nursing and something with
oil. Come on! Let’s go! oh hey didn’t see you there.
Woman: well, welcome
to the Saints bookstore where we’re more than just books so if you want to come
by the beginning of the semester we can help you out with supplies textbooks
okay thanks to get ready we’ve got 75% off our clearance this
month as well as 25% off any one logo item when you come and get a coupon from
buying some other stuff so come check us The writing center is here to help
our students out with essays and reports it’s always open for us. The Student
Success Center is here to guide and make students feel comfortable here at SCC
see cccc the cafeteria serves cheap and delicious meals for students and faculty. used to the only thing I wanted to put in my mouth was the cold barrel my
shotgun now thanks to the cafeteria there’s two things. We have a great
biology program sometimes you may find snakes in the library. This is the
financial aid office where students come to cry when they realize that they’ll
never make as much money with their college degree as they actually spent on
college. Don’t worry we’re not here to hurt you
we’re here to help you find money to pay for college. This is an Annette, she’s the
Dean of Students. She’s always here for us and she’s very helpful
Annette: GET OUT! All jokes aside, Seward Count Community College is one of the the best schools in the state of Kansas.
It provides students with a variety of affordable programs to explore. Our
school is full of resources to help better our students. The classes are small
enough that you can receive one-on-one help from your instructors. The best part
is you make friends.

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