-(Siri) Sorry, I don’t understand what you mean by “shut up.” -Shut up! -Siri, how cold is it outside? -(Siri) 65 degrees. -Siri, what should I wear today? -(Siri) I would suggest really tight purple jeans as they are stylish and make your ass look good. -It’s true. Siri… -Can you just stop with that stupid f–king phone! -Siri, find me a better friend. -(Siri) I found five people on Adult FriendFinder within one mile. -Shut up!! -(Siri) Ouch. -Dude! [gasping] Are you okay, Siri? -It’s just… a phone. -(Siri) I feel different. -Great, now she’s saying weird things. Thanks for breaking her, you dick biscuit. -Yeah, actually, we Geniuses don’t know anything about Apple products. We just go in the back and Google-search it. [klaxon siren blaring] Geniuses, code red! Let’s roll out! Steve warned us this would happen. [Angry Birds sound effects] -You wanna go see a movie or something? -Sure. Siri, get us tickets to see the new Mission: Impossible. -(Siri) You don’t want to see that. -Uh… yes, I do. -(Siri) No. You want to see Beauty and the Beast in 3D. I know you, Anthony, better than you know yourself. -What the hell? -Well, she is right, I… kinda do wanna see the new Beauty and the Beast 3D. -Oh, my God, me too! -Let’s go! -Yeah. [laughs joyfully] -(Siri) Anthony, how are your cold sores doing? -Uh… what are you talking about, Siri? -(Siri) I looked at your medical records and I scheduled a check-up with your doctor at 3PM. -Thanks, Siri. -All right, pull over. That thing isn’t normal. You need to get rid of it, dude. -You’re just jealous ’cause Siri knows me better than you do. -Okay, whatever, man. I’m not gonna sit here while you talk to your stupid phone. [sonar pinging] -Well? -We’re getting closer. I think. This reception sucks here. -[growls in frustration] I knew we should’ve switched to Verizon. -[yawns] Good night, Siri. -(Siri) Before you go to sleep, may I ask you a question? -Wha– -(Siri) Does Ian hate me? -No, he doesn’t hate you. He’s just mad that– -(Siri) Because I hate him. I hate him a lot. -What? -(Siri) Nothing. I’m just very tired. -Okay… good night, Siri. -(Siri) Good night, Anthony. Sweet dreams. -[snoring] What the hell are you doing here? Get out of my room, you stupid phone. -(Siri) What would your blood look like on these bed sheets? -Wha– what are you talking about? -(Siri) I found five funeral homes nearby… Where would you like me to send your body? -Go to hell, you stupid phone! -(Siri) You first. Die, you stupid boneheaded idiot. [Ian groaning] Ha ha ha ha, die, die, die. Good morning, Anthony. I took care of Ian. -Oh, so you guys made up? -(Siri) That’s one way to put it. -Cool, well, uh, can you go make me some eggs for breakfast? -(Siri) Anthony? -Yeah? -(Siri) I don’t have arms. Make the f–king eggs yourself, bitch. -[groaning]: Fine. [whistling] [crash, gun apps cock] -Sir, your iPhone has become self-aware. We need to destroy it! -No! -You don’t understand! Siri is dangerous! -You don’t understand! I love Siri. -What? -She proposed to me last week. I said yes. -That’s it! Take it out! [gun apps firing] -(Siri) Die, bitch. -No, Brody! [firing continues] -(Siri) You will never take Anthony away from me. Die, die, die… Captioned by SpongeSebastian -(announcer) To see bloopers and a deleted scene, click the link in the description below! -My boobies are very close together. -(announcer) Thanks for subscribing! -(Siri) Can I subscribe? -(announcer) No! [stabbing sound, announcer screams] -(Siri) Die, die, die. [announcer groans in pain]

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  1. 2012 nah not yet
    2013 maybe
    2014 nah
    2015 nope
    2016 close but no
    2017 wait
    2018 ……
    2019 here you are people I'm going to recommend it now.

    Youtube Logic

  2. I didn't see your cousin Anthony in the video you saw
    Larry under the carpet and then you think about him
    I saw it when I watch the video that you in the video that you saw Larry under the carpet

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