The Nightly Show – The State of Obama

The Nightly Show – The State of Obama


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, PLEASE, THANK YOU. OH, NO, NO. THANK YOU. WELCOME– OKAY. NO, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. WELCOME. WELCOME TO “THE NIGHTLY SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST LARRY WILMORE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. VERY NICE. NOW, THAT REALLY MEANS– THAT
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME BUT I GOTTA GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
HERE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT OUR COUNTRY GATHERED TOGETHER TO
HEAR FROM ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BLACK VOICES IN
AMERICAN HISTORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE.( APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH! I THOUGHT OUR SHOW LAST NIGHT
WAS BALLER! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME
HANGING? OKAY. SO WHAT ELSE HAPPENED? OH, YEAH, THE LEAD-IN TO OUR
SHOW WAS THE PRESIDENT’S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH. BUT WHAT I WANT TO FOCUS ON
TONIGHT IS THE STATE OF OBAMA, OKAY. NOW, BEFORE WE GET IN TOO DEEP
ON THIS, I NEED TO BE CLEAR ABOUT SOMETHING. I VOTED FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE’S
BLACK. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) I’M JUST CLEARING IT UP. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, “BUT,
LARRY–” THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS NOT– THIS IS NOT AN
IMAGINED CONVERSATION, YOU GUYS. ( LAUGHTER )
OH, IT’S TWO LARRYS. BUT “BUT, LARRY, DO YOU AGREE
WITH OBAMA’S POLICIES?” AND HERE’S THE TRUTH– I AGREE
WITH THE POLICY THAT HE’S BLACK. ( APPLAUSE )
AND– WHICH AND THEN THEY SAY, “BUT SHOULDN’T YOU VOTE BASED ON
PRINCIPLE?” THAT’S CORRECT. AND MY GUIDING PRINCIPLE IS THAT
AS LONG AS HE’S STILL BLACK– ( APPLAUSE )
HE AND I AGREE ON PRINCIPLE. WE’RE GOOD. WE’RE GOOD. YES. EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT. I JUST WANTED TO LAY THE
GROUNDWORK FOR WHAT’S ABOUT TO COME, OKAY. OKAY, BACK TO THE STATE OF THE
UNION. SO LET’S CHECK IN AND SEE HOW
HE’S DOING.>>TONIGHT, AFTER A BREAKTHROUGH
YEAR FOR AMERICA, OUR ECONOMY IS GROWING AND CREATING JOBS AT THE
FASTEST PACE SINCE 1999.>>Larry: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WELL MY FIRST GUT INSTINCT ON ON
THIS YEAH, HE’S STILL BLACK, SO IT’S ALL GOOD. “@MIDNIGHT” IS UP NEXT. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! OH, WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING. OH, OKAY. OF COURSE. WHAT ELSE? THE ECONOMY IS IN GOOD SHAPE. OKAY, THAT’S A BONUS. WHAT ELSE DID THE PRESIDENT HAVE
TO SAY?>>LAST MONTH WE LAUNCHED A NEW
SPACECRAFT AS PART OF A RE-ENERGIZED SPACE PROGRAM AND
SEND ASTRONAUTS TO MARS. AND CONDEMN PERSECUTION OF
WOMEN, MINORITIES, OR PEOPLE WHO ARE LESBIAN, GAY, TRANSSEXUAL OR
TRANSGENDER>>Larry: MAN, THOSE ARE
POWERFUL WORDS. STICKING UP FOR THE L.G.B.T.–
WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU SAY WE WERE GOING TO
MARS? MAN, THAT’S DREAMING BIG. THAT SOUND LIKE THE OLD OBAMA. YOU KNOW, ALL AUDACIOUS AND
HOPE-Y.>>WE’VE SEEN THE FASTEST
ECONOMIC GROWTH IN OVER A DECADE, OUR DEFICITS CUT BY
TWO-THIRDS, A STOCK MARKET THAT HAS DOUBLED AND HEALTH CARE
INFLATION AT ITS LOWEST RATE IN 50 YEARS.( APPLAUSE )
THIS IS GOOD NEWS, PEOPLE. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER ).>>Larry: WAIT, WAIT. DID WE JUST WINK? LET’S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW
MOTION. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WAIT, WAIT A SECOND. HOLD ON A SECOND. DOESN’T HE REALIZE HE JUST LOST
AN HISTORIC ELECTION? I MEAN, BOTH HOUSES BY HISTORIC
MARGINS. EVEN HIS OWN PARTY WAS DESERTING
HIM. DOESN’T OBAMA KNOW HE WON’T BE
ABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE IN HIS LAST TWO YEARS? OH! HE DOESN’T GIVE A ( BLEEP ). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NO! YES! NO WONDER HE’S THROWING MARS AT
US, MAN. ( BLEEP ). WHY NOT JUPITER, OBAMA, RIGHT? JUPITER’S GOT MORE MOVES, MAN. YES! OH, MAN. AND IT’S GOT THAT SPOT,
RIGHT? YOU KNOW, SOME ( BLEEP )
GOING DOWN ON THAT SPOT, RIGHT? WHERE YOU GOING, LARRY?
TO THE SPOT? AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SPOT PARTY
BECAUSE A SPOT PARTY DON’T STOP. ( APPLAUSE )
UNLESS YOU REVERSE THE LETTERS AND THEN TECHNICALLY IT DOES
STOP. OBAMA, HE JUST DOESN’T CARE. HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE
THINK ANYMORE. LOOK, CHECK OUT THE AW SNAP
MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. OKAY?>>I HAVE NO MORE CAMPAIGNS TO
RUN. ( APPLAUSE )
MY ONLY AGENDA– ( LAUGHTER )
I KNOW BECAUSE I WON BOTH OF THEM. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Larry: OOOOOOOH! OH, MAN. THAT IS AMAZING. CALM DOWN, MAXINE WATERS. YOU’RE NOT WATCHING A WORLD STAR
VIDEO. ( LAUGHTER )
THOUGH I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU, MAXINE, BARRY GOT HIS GROOVE
BACK.>>IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE YOU CAN
WORK FULL TIME AND SUPPORT A FAMILY ON LESS THAN $15,000 A
YEAR, TRY IT. IF NOT, VOTE TO GIVE MILLIONS OF
THE HARDEST WORKING
PEOPLE IN AMERICA A RAISE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Larry: OH, MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING. HE GOT BACK HIS ’04 ORATORY
BUT NOW WITH SIX YEARS OF EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE. THIS IS THE GUY WE’VE BEEN
WAITING FOR, FINALLY! ( APPLAUSE )
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT INTERESTED IN POLLS OR WHAT PEOPLE THINK. SOMEONE WHO’S JUST GOING TO HAVE
A VISION FOR SOMETHING AND STICK TO IT. HERE’S HE WORST PART– IN TWO
YEARS HIS LEASE IS UP. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WELL, LOOK, HE MAY NOT GET
ANYTHING DONE IN THE NEXT TWO

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  1. Is anybody else having trouble watching videos because the ads won't play?? It happens all the time and it's very annoying.

  2. hah, Obama giving the ole George W grin and wink was pretty funny. I didn't notice that while watching it live ( I had a blood pressure spike )
    i am curious to see what he actually does now that he is cornered and has nothing to lose, I am sure he will stay black though ahahahah

  3. Voting for some1 solely because of the color of his skin is super racist. I'll never watch this show again. Sickens me that people follow this guy

  4. Doesnt matter what he says, the world will always remember Obama as the US President who bombed 13 non-white countries and the US President who bombed Africa like no White House administartion has ever seen before.

  5. His show would be much better if he would get rid of the keep it 100 segment. It is pretty pointless. Just keep the topics interesting and mind opening. The keep it 100 is just time taken away from what could be more in depth talks. 

  6. Love Larry, but why did they have to import the howler monkey audiences from "Daily" and "Colbert," who scream like drugged imbeciles when he raises an eyebrow?

  7. I HATE THIS SHOW THIS GUY IS A LOSER!!!! WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM HIS OWN SHOW!?!?!?! HES NOT FUNNY OR COOL IN ANY WAY!!!

  8. Big shoes to fill following Stephen Colbert, but I think so far he's done a great job. Need to come up with something like the Colbert Nation but for Wilmore.

  9. I liked when he would show up as a guest on the Daily Show, but having his own show?? He fucking sucks!!! Not fucking funny at all, just plain fucking annoying!!

  10. 2:49 I tried as hard as I could to be sophisticated. I really tried. But honestly, the first thing that popped into my head was "space lesbians."

  11. I'll admit I've gotten some good laughs from the nightly show not as hysterical as i did when Colbert had his own show but I'm sure with time Larry's show will get even more funnier also let's not forget when Colbert first season ran a lot of people thought he wouldn't survive low and behold it lasted for an amazing 10 seasons.

  12. I've noticed presidents getting close to the end of their final years are like that crazy old guy down the street who just retired..

  13. Larry Wilmore had Don Cheadle in his show a few weeks ago, they were talking about people volunteering to go to the moon. Then Cheadle said: Are there any Mexicans doing? or who's going to do the cleaning? Wilmore laughed somewhat uncomfortably, said; "oh c'mon man!" and brushed it off. This guy (Wilmore) always bitching about blacks being discriminated and profiled and at the same time turning the other way when in HIS OWN program another black man says something racist against another ethnic group and he gives it a pass… Hypocrite

  14. Totally biased. Blacks represent 80 percent of prison facilities.75 percent of welfare. 80 percent of drug dealers and felons. At least mexicans work. Let in the Mexicans and release the blacks. 

  15. You know what is keeping them alive?rap songs… what at else do they do?bring back death penalty please America!

  16. Dissing others shows how you feel about yourself. Anger is always a choice. Inner peace received with Gods help.

  17. Does nobody get that this is the biggest joke in the world? No? Okay fine…
    Burns comments section in fire

  18. Yes, more jobs, more badly paid part time jobs will still not accounting for the loss of well paid full time jobs. An economy based on money printing, and real wages adjusted for inflation lower than wages at 1940 😉
    Yeah, that's economy for you, we frigged the stats, and now suck it up

  19. I heard nothing about how he did absolutely nothing he claimed he would do before he was elected, nothing about all the irs scandals he is involved in, nothing about 30 trillion he added to the debt that my children have to Pay on. Nothing about all the executive orders he had signed making him a dictator essentially. I voted for him the first time, wish I never did. He is a joke just like the rest of them have been a joke, he has sold out to China, snatching land in the midwest and selling it to China, look it all up if you think I'm crazy. Obama has done nothing different than Bush, Only He Is black and just because of that, everybody is overlooking what he has really done to this country. And now he wants our guns. This is just nuts.

  20. love you!  fuck Colbert! love this show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  you make me laugh every time!  Keep it up Larry!!!!!!!!!  we love you!

  21. watching boehner in the back was the best part about every one of those clips.nods his head when Mr. President says he has no more elections to win. next sentence and his reaction are priceless

  22. he won by electoral vote, Not by popularity… yeah right then why do they keep raising taxes and making the rich richer ?

  23. Larry Wilmore is the prototype leftist advocate with a comedy show. He can rationalize the disaster of this administration and probably believe the nonsense that is coming out of his mouth.

  24. any black person who voted for Obama (95+% of black voters) just because they are black really shows how ignorant they are and their lack of respect for the president and his duties. considering first and only time black voters hugely helped Obama win the election effectively Obama didn't even earn the presidency. how pathetic on all sides

  25. I can't believe Obama's not president anymore. His presidency just whizzed by. I thought 8 years would feel like an eternity.

  26. Oh my gods, spot party on Jupiter! I really needed a laugh, and everything from "it's got more moons!" had me breathless with cackling. I wish this show hadn't been canceled. <3 Larry Wilmore, your insights, your vital enlightening conversations and commentary on racism with vibrant people, your flashes of merriment that are wont to set the table on a roar…

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