– [Ally] I’m bored. – You know, they say only
boring people get bored. (thunder roars) – [Enthusiastic Man] Hey, gamers! You’re familiar with classic reissues like the NES Mini, right? – [Both] Yeah! – [Enthusiastic Man] Well
guess which throwback is screamin’ down the pipeline next! – N64! – Nintendo 64! – [Enthusiastic Man] No! Introducing the Library
Computer Classic Mini. (record rewinds) – What? – [Enthusiastic Man] All your
favorite educational games from the library when you were a child. – Cool? – How do you even type on this? – [Enthusiastic Man] (chuckles)
You’ll figure it out. With games like Minesweeper,
Math Blaster, Number Muncher, Museum Madness, Reader Rabbit, Gus Goes to Cybertown, and more! – Alright! Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I remember this one! – [Computer] (beeps) Wrong. (beeps) Wrong. – This isn’t fun. – No. Does it have Warcraft?
– No! – Mega Man?
– No! – Sims, Rollercoaster Tycoon? – [Enthusiastic Man] (laughs)
Not on this computer! – You’re kidding me.
– You’ll only find educational games here,
but we do have Paint! – Wow, that wasn’t even fun as a kid. – [Enthusiastic Man] As
well as Battle Chess, Orly’s Draw-A-Story, and a Christian anti-drug
game with a talking fish. (glass breaking) – Sorry.
– Knock knock! It’s nostalgia at the door and she brought SkiFree, Snake, and that one Pinball game you
could unlock in Microsoft! – Okay? – [Enthusiastic Man]
How about a previously unreleased version of Where in
the World Is Carmen Sandiego? – Oh, that’s cool. – [Enthusiastic Man] Called
Carmen Decided to Settle Down in Temecula and Get Really Into Wine. – We know where she is, we did not– – It’s in the title. – [Both] She’s in Temecula. (playful technical music) – You can see why that wasn’t released. – [Enthusiastic Man] For a total of 30 different games plus porn! – [Both] (gasps) Porn! – [Enthusiastic Man] That’s right! No child of computers
could be without porn! – Okay, uh– – [Enthusiastic Man] But
your parents put a kid filter on the computer so you’re grounded! – I’m an adult, I don’t think my mom– (phone vibrates) Did my mom actually just see that search? – [Enthusiastic Man] Library
Computer Classic Mini because every single memory
deserves a nostalgia reboot. – Hey, mom! – Chris, tell her it’s a virus! Tell her it’s a virus! Maybe we help her find herself. – Oh, like Where in the
World Is Carmen Sandiego.