The World’s LOUDEST Librarian! 📚 + BONUS Star Crew Sketch! | All That

The World’s LOUDEST Librarian! 📚 + BONUS Star Crew Sketch! | All That


Wow! That is so annoying. Quiet! This is a library! And it’s my birthday! Is it too much to ask for people to follow the rules on my special day? Oh! Happy birthday, Mrs. Hushbaum! I said be quiet! This is a library! See the signs? Quiet! Silence! Birthday! Time to celebrate! Well, why isn’t anybody singing? I said, why isn’t anybody singing? ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ Shut it! I want a happy birthday. Not a yappy birthday! Sorry, Mrs. Hushbaum.
It’s just that you asked us to sing it– What part of stop making noise
do you not understand? Is it the word ‘stop’? Is it the word ‘making’? Or is it the word ‘noise’! Mmm. – This is crazy.
– I know. This cake is strawberry.
Who likes strawberry? That’s not what I’m talking about. Hey! Both of you! Quit your jabberin’! Now it’s piñata whacking time! Great piñata, release my goodies! Smashy, smashy! Oh! Chattering teeth! Gracias, piñata! Who puts chattering teeth in a piñata? Hey! Stop it with the chitter chatter! – Silencio!
– Sorry! I have a birthday gift for a
Mrs. Hushbaum. Thank you! And quiet! But I… I said and quiet! And get out! Oh! A birthday present! Whoa! A new electric guitar! I can’t wait to try this out with my band! Hushbaum and the Hardcovers! One, two, three, four! [music playing] This is ridiculous! I’m going to a normal library where
stuff like this doesn’t happen! I think they’re pretty good! [music playing] ♪ Quiet! Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! ♪ ♪ Quiet! Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! ♪ Attention star crew. I’d like to introduce you to a new
member of our team. I’ve hired a calculations expert. Calculations expert? Do we need that? This ship has like 200 computers on it. Too late Lieutenant Uhlot. I’m in charge and I’ve already hired him. I’m beaming him in now! Meet Officer Smart! He’s from the planet Genius
and has a very impressive resume’. Great to be here and
according to my calculations, the Ringo Star System should be
approaching on our left. Ringo Star System approaching on right. [laughing] I see what happened.
My touchpad was upside down. [laughing] Where’d you say you found this guy? [sirens] Status report, stat! Commander, we’re headed directly
towards an asteroid! Not you, Uhlot! I’m talking to our
new calculations expert. According to my calculations, we should miss the asteroid by
exactly 43.72 miles. See, calculations expert. There is zero chance of impact. [crashing] Direct asteroid impact! [clears throat] Ah, honest mistake. But according to my calculations, it
should be smooth sailing from here. That was a lone asteroid. [crashing] Multiple asteroid impact! I see what happened.
I forgot to carry the three. Carry the three? What three? [sirens] Great! And now we’re entering
enemy Kloragon territory! Ah! Ga! Ga! Klorgons! Don’t worry, we have
an invisibility shield! According to my calculations, the Kloragons will never
be able to detect us. It is us, the Kloragons! We have detected you! Huh. Well according to my calculations, the Kloragons are willing to
engage in peace talks. Untrue, prepare for war! Officer Smart, your calculations
seem to be a bit off. Just a bit off? You are trespassing in Kloragon territory. We are now going to board your ship. Everyone remain calm! According to my calculations, there’s no
way the Kloragons can board our ship. [laughing] They’ve boarded our ship! They’ve boarded? Where are you
getting your information? From my eyes.
I am looking at them! What up. [screaming] Kloragons. Okay, according to my calculations, their disintegrators won’t work because… [laughing] They disintegrated Greg! [laughing] Awe, it was his birthday! Okay, okay, okay. According to my calculations, the Kloragon’s will vaporize
when hit with water. Um, iced tea! [laughing] Unsweetened? [laughing] Well, Officer Smart, the Kloragon’s are still here
and they’re still mad! And covered in various teas. Nobody panic. I can do this! – According to my calcu–
– Enough! No more of your stupid calculations! Because according to my calculations, you have yet to be right! [laughing] Officer Smart, I’m confused. How can someone from
planet Genius with such an impressive resume make so many mistakes? Okay. Listen. I have a confession. [laughing] I’m not from planet Genius. There is no planet Genius. I lied. I lied about everything. I really just wanted to see space and stars and… stuff, but I can fix this. – I swear because according…
– Don’t say it! to my calculations, if we reverse the gravity
and lower the cabin pressure the Kloragons will be forced to retreat. Wait, no! Ah, I see what I did there.
Forgot to carry the three again. All That presents, Predictions with Ureka. The slightly off psychic. Welcome! I’m Ureka and I know what you seek-ah. In the future. I see! You eating a sand-a-wich. I am kinda hungry, thanks. [screaming] Oh, it was a sandwich eating you. Oh, I was slightly off. [laughing] This has been Predictions with Ureka,
the slightly off psychic.

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